Naked Mice Cause Job Unhappiness
- October 23, 2016
- Posted by: marlenedubois
- Category: Home Health Aide Training
Eighty percent of the people in America don’t like their jobs. Where most people would certainly say which which’s because of being overworked or some various other such nonsense (you’re never truly overworked until you work for yourself!), I’ve found the real reason for their unrest.
which’s naked mice.
No, definitely! There’s an epidemic going round right today where all the mice which have been outside lounging around inside sun all summer have discovered which which’s a bit cold when the fall winds come as well as then they recall which they didn’t make any clothes over the summer. They just soaked inside sun.
Where I don’t mind sharing a cube with someone, I must say which cleanliness will be next to Godliness as well as I have no love of finding my white board eraser chewed to bits by one of those little lazy NAKED mice! I recently discovered one in a drawer as well as was so upset, I decided to write a letter! I don’t want to sully my hands by touching a naked impudent mouse, so I did indeed write a letter.
which morning when I came in to work, I noticed a smaller “Welcome” mat in front of my desk drawers. Where which will be odd, all by itself, I thought which perhaps I might investigate. However, upon opening the drawer, a mouse began squeaking at me with such fervent brickbat which which seems I interrupted which’s bathing! You can imagine my upset, I’m sure, at having just seen a *naked* mouse! Well. The whole experience taught me one thing for certain – knock on your drawers before you just go opening them.
I decided I might at least introduce myself, however after politely knocking on the drawer, the mouse ran atop my toes (fleeing for safer bathing grounds, I imagine) as well as skittered down the hallway just outside my cube. Of course, I thought which was quite rude of which mouse to treat a landlord in such fashion, as well as I took personal affront! definitely! The impertinence!
Recalling, however, which I’m not definitely the landlord, however rather a tenant, I’d like to appeal to the real Landlord(ess) to forcefully remove the the intruder who will be squatting (read: a place occupied by squatters) in my cubical. I am willing, at which point, to accept a cube-mate. however I must demand, which the potential cube-mate cleans up after themselves, as the unkempt conditions of the bathing (ew – *naked*) mouse will be quite upsetting as well as I find I no longer have a white board eraser to use, as the interloper chose to make which a part of their insulation so as not to feel the cold metal against their skin, probably after getting out of the bath, as which will be the most likely time which one would certainly wish for insulation against a cold metal floor. So, the brand-new cube-mate might come inside form of a cat, or a ferret, or even a smaller dog, however I implore you to please pass along my desire which they be clothed prior to their move in date.
A bit of a naked mouse snob…